Yo LIL bro!!

Wow, it's been a while since i last blogged. The finger is pointing to college for the cause of my online absenteeism lately. Since i've found out i failed 2 subjects last semester, i vowed never to skip classes again. Or cut down.. to be more precise =). I've skipped 40 over classes last sem and thats worth thousand of dollars! But i'm happy to pass my money and capital markets as my lecturer didnt even see me once! (hehe).

So whats up with me lately? Yesterday, ml, nana, jia yuan, wei han, tong and i visited Sultan Abdul Samad School (SASS) for its carnival. The visit turned out to be more of a discovery than a mere school carnival. With many people flocking around every corner of the school, it was more like a pasar malam out there. I really didnt eat much as i only had 10 bucks worth of coupons with me. No wait, 9 bucks.. Yea i dropped one.. No further questions please.. (hehe). The carnival was so-so only. The main attractions were the food and the games. There was a variety of appealing food sold but sadly I didnt have enough coupons, yet alone cash to buy em'. Sigh, besides that i didnt realize one dollar could make such a difference. I've to settle for a drink instead of a slice of pizza.. sheesh..

The games down there were pretty childish and mediocre, for me that is. Maybe it's due to the fact that im turning old and i dont find catching fishes with tissue paper and throwing pies at people's faces interesting anymore. For now, manly games such as futsal, bowling and golf will do. Yep yep golf =). Daddy's been teaching me lately and i discovered i have potential! I hit a 100 metre shot with a 7 iron on my first day at the driving range! Woopee! Although after 120+ tries but Woopee! (hehe).

Back to the carnival,

Aha! Here's something interesting.. the SASS guy's toilet. As i stepped into the cubicle, positioned myself and directed my lil bro to fire accurately, i was able to see not only my dear buddies, but many other people, classrooms, as well as the entire field too. The reason for that is simple. There's a large pane without windows that stands from neckwise to rooftop on the walls of each cubicle for us to enjoy the scenery of the outside world while we take a piss. Hence, from the outside, one could not only identify the person who is relieving his bladder but could see his facial expressions too (ahhh..). Our poor shy-shy friend wei han had to bend and hide his face while performing to safe himself from being hysterically laughed at. Hope he didnt go off course (lol =P). However dont worry to take a piss there guys, as i did a thorough check. Bending down to the height of my lil bro, all i could see through the pane was the sky. Unless someone would to be so pervertic as to take advantage of the laws of physics and fly a helicopter to peepy tommy us from above, our lil bros are saved from publicity =).

Besides ALL that, my dad has been super-kind to me lately. He got me a new bowling ball and a new pair of futsal shoes during the week. Coincidental or not, he bought me the ball after i had dinner with my family on wednesday and the shoes after i had lunch with them today. I wonder what his motives are. Perhaps he wants me to spend more time with the family. I havent been joining them for meals in such a long time, including the ones at home! The lunch and dinner i had with them was the first two i had outside with them in say.. a year or two? Less any celebrations that is.. Ever since i've got the car, i've been eating out with either ml or other friends. Sigh.. i cant help it.. I'm a teenager (lol =P). However, i cant wait to eat breakfast with them. Maybe i'll get a handphone this time (hehe) =PPPPP.

Goodbye lingy-long!

You are a fantastic friend to us and to some, (*wink* *kok*) you're much more than that =)
You've touch our lives in many ways; like thru your kindness, your ever-willingness to help, and your concerns.
You brought happiness along wif us.
With you all days are bright and all faces cheerful.
There will always be smiles and laughters around ya.
Sorrows and tears can be often swept aside.
Even your presence has brought the whole gang closer...
In short, you're a great gal and you will be sorely miss by all.
The only regret is for not knowing you earlier.
Always take care gal and may your journeys be safe, wherever you go.
Thanks for everything,
and dont forget bout us ya!!
Ps. remember to learn the haka and tarpau 2 sheepos for me =) (hehe).
Sorry couldnt help it... heh

More pics to come soon!



2005 YEN LING'S FAREWELL PARTAY AT KOK'S


I love you babay.. It's the surprise gang!



Ze gal of the nite (centre)



I like to move it move it.. i like to shake it shake it... (gene the boozer!)



L is for.... Liverpool! (randy, tong, khai and nana)



Let's do da samba~~



yl: wat? u want me to do it?! but if i drink i'll go coo-coo.
oh.. okie =)



Barrymore: Toot! to all you tootidos!
wh: innocent as usual.



khai: i can feel da force... urghh..



Greedy nana met her match(es).



Da lovely couple =)



woot! chun chiqs! mel and sl



The more the merrier (alcohol wise) (hehe).
Lucas left su ann right.



Boozer gene's loyal fans (nana and randy)



Dont drink too much hanny boy

Behold Malaysia's Jason Mayer.

woohoo! chief bartender's in da house!



Zombie.. zombie.. zombieeeeeee...



Kok sweeping us off our feet with his sexy singing



Hmm.. the recipe for that is this and that and this and that...



No partay is complete without this joker =)
Pic of supermodel khai taken by a super photographer



jy stoning with bell (lol)



Jamming session babay



Dessert of da day! Marvelous strawberry stuff made by jason.. slurp!



Yay.. me hassa camera partner =)



Blush blush shy shy girl =P


MORE PICS TO COME! FAI TI PEI NGO GENE!
Fuuh.. ngo can kong wei (hoho).

Condolences pls...

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I miss you like crazy....

If you guys havent notice, there has been a problem with my msn messenger recently and i've to accept the lowly graded windows messenger as an alternative. Deprieved from all pics and emoticons, i'm unable to give anyone a pleasant greeting as the misery of not being able to produce my trademark greeting is extremely agonizing. To console myself and with a little editing, here's lil sheepo.

Read arseholes..

I came across an article that I found surpisingly.. interesting. Following the sequence of undesirable events that I presume is transpiring in our daily lives, I hope this article do aid us.. in someway.

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Author: Unknown
Title: Life

"Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there... to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson or help figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be but when you lock eyes with them, you know that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way. And sometimes things happen to you at the time that may seem horrible, painful and unfair, but in reflection you realize that witout overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, will power or heart.

Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere. Safe and comfortable but dull and utterly pointless. The people you meet affect your life. The successes and downfalls that you experience can create who you are, and the bad experiences can be learned from. In fact, they are probably the most poignant and important ones. If someone hurts you, betrays you or breaks your heart, forgive them because they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to whom you open your heart to. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because they are teaching you to love and to open your heart and eyes to little things.

Make every day count. Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again. Talk to people you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Let yourself fall in love, break free and set your sights high.

Hold your head up because you have every right to. Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you. Create your own life and then go out and live it. If you take your eyes off your goals, all you see are obstacles."

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Ps. sorry bout the title. Couldn't come up with something suitable (mujajaja).

Laura Skywalker

Thank you, my master. Thank you for your teachings, and for granting me the power..... the power to enjoy total domination and supremacy over those pitiable, incompetent and naive little fools who are yet incapable of mastering the riveting art of photoshopping! I feel invulnerable with such commanding knowledge. Curse me you die. Piss me off and you'll have a body of a naked woman or some ghastly looking creature that looks worse than a dead disemboweled dog lying by the roadside (muahaha). I can feel the power and the force, surging through my vains; propelling out the impulse to unleash my inaugural intimidating work.

Allowing myself to be bamboozled by the dark side of my conscience, I hereby parade Exhibit A...


Dress in a clone outfit, Behold... the great Laura Skywalker...

Just a tribute

Singaporean drama series are improving tremendously in course of time. Although yet to match the awesome screening effects of Hong kong films or the astounding screenplay of Hollywood ones, some Singaporean films surprisingly have good storylines.

The last two Singaporean drama series that I pursued was Stepping Out and To Mum with Love (Yes, I do waste some precious time on Chinese shows although infact I know nuts of their language). With excitement, comedy, love and many other dramatic affairs all blended in it, the latter is really something to talk about.

Here's a brief summary of the show.

To Mum with Love is basically a show that portrays a mother's love for her children. It starts with a rich man killing his wife and throwing her body out of his apartment (rather absurd heh). The body lands on a woman, and thus killing the unfortunate soul. The woman (the main actress) is a mother of four. She has a daughter and three sons.

The daughter (Michelle Saram!) is a super-hot-chick-but-money-minded woman. Ironically, she falls in love with the murderer's nephew, who in turn acts poor in hope of changing her money grubbing attitude. Furthermore, the eldest son is a spy and the other son is a timid guy who works in a bakery and falls in love with his pregnant colleague. The youngest son moreover is an intellectually deprived school student who is often bullied and teased by his fellow schoolmates. Unable to cope with the agony of losing his mother, the youngest son discovers a way to revive his mother after reading a comic book. As a ghost with limited magical powers, the reincarnated mother does her best to help each of her children with their love and career affairs. In doing such, she discovers her murderer and the way she takes revenge on him is really fun and entertaining to watch.

The ending (today's episode) was far the most touching part of the show. The mother had to leave her children as her time on earth ran out. Her final words uttered were extremely deep and meaningful. Having a soft heart and an inclination to cry during sad moments, I couldn't hold back my tears. 'Stoning' on the couch after the final acknowledgements scrolled to an end, a sudden tirade of depressing thoughts began to linger around my mind. I realized that life is short, and we have to cherish those around us for death is erratic. Hence, the show somehow slapped me in the head and revitalized my efforts to search for the purpose in life.

Going against the momentum... Guys! ya gotta take a look at michelle saram!! she's damn hot wei!

The end of days....

A short unpublished poem written by Da Vincci to his secret anti-christ buddies regarding the end of their culture. (evil grin)

On this diputs month of May,
Im really sad to say;
that from this day,
the end of joys stay.

Man the past 3 'decades' had been fun,
seeing faces as bright as the sun;
However, the inevitable period has begun,
for us to welcome a nun.

The time we spent to me is bliss,
the smiles and laughters, I will always miss;
It is sad to see it all end like this,
I wont smile anymore when I take a piss.

Promise me friends;
whatever the outcome,
whatever the consequences,
we will always stick together, forever, in unity as one.

I'm sick.. sob sob..

Well today I experienced one of the rare moments in life. I woke up in the morning! Yeh, that's true. Being a hantu malam since the beginning of the year, I think that I only ate breakfast less than 10 times this year. Sad, no?

I had a fever the other night. I thought I could sleep it through and wake up in the morning strong as an ox. Sadly that was not the case and the fever did not die down. It was getting worse in a matter of fact. As my dad was about to fetch my siblings back from their kk activities, I asked him to drop me by the doctors. In no time, I was there in Klinik Bajan waiting for my name to be called out.

There was only 1 patient when I got there, a girl in her mid 20s i guess. She was waiting for the receptionist to hand over her medicine. I saw her knuckles. Each of them had a cut. Freaky.. wolverine has a sister.

After I step out from the docs, I waited about 10 mins for my dad. I called him and he said he was still waiting for my bro to finish. As my patience ran thin, I decided to walk home under the hot scorching sun. I remembered that my mum once told me that we cant sweat when we have a fever. Well I decided to prove her wrong (heh). There is no way I cannot sweat under this hot sun.

As I walked home, I had cravings for cold drinks and so I stopped by Mobile to get a couple of can drinks before I continued my journey home. Along the way back, I decided to do some stunts to get me sweating; like taking the long route back, climbing stairs, doing step-overs and running a little. All that and still no sweat.. Kewl! Theory proven right!

I was home in no time. Sitting on the couch, feeling more dizzy and tired, I drank my drink and regretted every stupid action taken..

Happy Birthday Becca!

In about six hours time, I'll be on my way to Frasers for a family trip. Hereby, I'm rushing to complete this post. I havent slept for the past 32 hours and I'm freaking tired now. I am gonna miss you guys while I'm gone. I hope that you guys remember me for who I am and I hope that the world will stay as it is. I had a nice day overall.

Here are my day's activities

Morning- drove to college to hand up money and caps assignment. After that ate dim sum at ss2

Afternoon- went bowling with mei leng, tai loong and eugene.

Evening- played futsal.

Night- Went Rebecca's party at Zing. Was the driver for my entourage. Hey becs sorry for being mean to you there lol. See the title have your name (haha). After that went to a stall on the 'leftest' of Williams territory to yam cha with my fellowship-Meranti-classmates. Sentimental school moments were shared between us; from kok ming's pervertic moments in early secondary to tl's slapping of a gal in primary to suffy's lock up in balai. Man I have cool friends. However, I was a good boy so had no troubles in school (haha).


Pickety- pics


My gay partner, me, ze burfday girl, tl, wh and kok ming at Zing.


See you guys on Monday! Gene, guess you have to organize footie then hehe.

Soccer Madness

19 years, I have waited. My childhood years have gone by and my teenage years are almost over. I have been through so many ups and downs since the day God decided to bestow the greatest mortal gift to my parents; me. Looking at my sad, pathetic motorola E360 with a lot scratches but at least got colour cellphone, I constantly remind myself that the day will come. Sir Alex Ferguson will call for my service. My faith in him will be repaid.

Soccer is typically the best game in the planet. The game is played by 2 teams comprising of 11 players each. Conventional belief in the objective of soccer is to put the ball inside the net. However, there is much more to soccer than just scoring a goal in the modern world of soccer. Modern games of soccer comprise tactics, formations and even psychological battles among teams and managers (Mourinho). The rules of the game are easy to learn and if you want, I am most willing to teach you for just a small fee (hehe).

I am not shy to admit that I am a soccer freak. I see soccer in everything. I love playing soccer and I love to chat about soccer. I also love watching teams battle against each other on tv and not to forget, I love playing soccer games on pc or ps. Soccer is as good as sex to me (although I havent experience the latter but you get the metaphor-la). My favourite team is Manchester United. I jump for joy when they win and I weep when they lose. Yeah and I love playing futsal.


Here are some pictures that show my passion for soccer.



My proud collection of Man Utd jerseys!
(bought on discount).


My proud collection of other jerseys!
(same)


My proud collection of er... fake jerseys!!



My futsal ball that Mei Leng bought for me =)



My 2 babies.



My ever-trusty ankle guard. Bought during the painful period when I sprained my feet as a result of a crunching tackle.. haih...



My collection of Man Utd annual videos. 1992-2004



My collection of winning eleven! (the greatest game ever!). The latest one is still with yi khai.



A rough glimpse of winning eleven.



The longest game I have ever played. Championship Manager 2.


Pictures of my futsal buddies will be posted once I get hold of them hehe. Anyway, I guess this proves what a soccer fanatic I am! Now, if only Mei Leng was here to help me fold back the cloths..... haih....... grumble grumble.

Awaken by death

Nightmares, more pathetic nightmares. Have you ever been haunted by creepy daunting dreams? Dreams that make you sick to the very core. Dreams that make you scared of falling asleep, frightened of entering another world that destiny cannot be determined. Dreams that keep coming back and back again. Well I have.

Lately I have been having the same nightmares over and over again. The nightmares come once or twice each week. I have been dreaming that my teeth keeps falling out! It doesn't seem scary at first but after experiencing it time after time, it is starting to creep the be-jesus out of me. Well according to some, dreams have meanings attached to them.

Dreaming about teeth normally is an unfavourable dream. It signifies displeasure and unwillingness to let someone dear go. Dreaming about falling teeth, however, is different. If you are a fellow teeth-falling dreamer, here is something we can share together gether (yay):

Dreaming about falling teeth:

1. It might reflect the anxiety about our appearences and how others perceive us.

2. It might reflect the fear of being embarrass or making a fool out of ourselves infront of others.
3. It might reflect the lack of power in some current situation. Situations where we have difficulties in expressing ourselves or getting our voices heard. It reflects feelings of inferiority and lack of self-confidence.

4. It might signify our uncertainty in God. Happens when we put our faith in the word of men other than the word of God.

5. It might also symbolized money.

Well 1,2 and 3 is somewhat true to me. 4 and 5 can be left out. I believe in God thoroughly and I am not money minded (hehe swear!) Anywayz, while we are on this topic, anyone has any interesting dreams to share? I have dreamt about lions and dogs chasing me before and not to forget, people trying to kill me (including my mom!!). Oh ya, forgot to mentioned, let's share dreams and not wet dreams! (er.. maybe if it is damn hot or it involves some chun chic, we can er.. talk privately-la) hehe.

Playing the Flute: Is it a sin?

Note: Read this only if you are OPEN-MINDED. This is only a joke =)

Assignment. Procrastination. Stress. With only a little left of our assignments, sweetie pie and I decided to fill our tummies with da most deleeceeous meal of all time... STEAMBOAT! Attention everybody. Ketam Steamboat, Kepong. If you are a steamboat lover, that is DA place maan! The services are fast (weekdays), the workers are friendly, the food is excellent and the tom yam is grrreat! The price is also reasonable.

Driving back from kepong in my sexy waja, i felt that my life could not be any better. I had an excellent meal, my darling gf beside me and the radio was playing one of my favourite songs. Everything felt good. My mind felt relax, my tummy felt full, my soul felt free but my body felt horny.

So I turned to my beloved gf and ask her nicely whether she would like to get down to business with me or not. She flashed me one of her cute pretty smiles and politely said no. With no hard feelings, I honestly accepted the answer. Anyway it was worth the try.

So guys what do we do when we feel horny? A legal alternative way to the 3 letter word starting with S is to spank the monkey. However, due to intense research on the web, I found out that religion proclaims cleaning the pipe as a sin. According to an article, "the act of strumming the guitar is an outward act that confirms that one's heart and mind has consented to an inward act of impurity and taking delight in the lust of another is the sin of adultery in the heart". Therefore, firing the gun is not just a sin but a mortal one in heart; unless we do not think of anything dirty while patting the giraffe. Without the shadow of a doubt.... that is impossible...

As a religious and dedicated christian, there was nothing I could do. Facing my best friend, the computer, I decided to tell him my problems. I decided to let go some of the hornyness by posting some pictures.

Let your imaginations run wild.....



randy with mei leng's eggs haha


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Bless me father for I have sinned..

I Got Bitched Slapped!

For the past 2 years I have joined the Tracadero Bowling Competition in Tropicana Golf and Country Club. The competition consists of 12 teams and runs on for 22 weeks. Every week, a team of 4 chosen bowlers will face another. Comprising of 6 members, my team is called Just X it (ceh bergaya..). Most of my team members are men above 40 years making me the youngest and er most handsome bowler?? hahah (hope i dont get comments on this..)

I have been bowling ever since i was in standard 5. My dad thought me the basics and it is my pleasure to give you newbies some tips:

1. Grab a bowling ball. Make sure the weight is suitable and the colour is nice.
2. Step on the lanes. Look at the arrows on the lane and visualize a straight line towards the head pin.
3. Keep you eyes on the arrow. Take four steps forward. At the last step, keep your body straight, straighten your not-holding-the-bowling-ball-hand and finally release the ball towards the arrow.
4. Follow through at your throw. Make sure you look at the arrow and not the pins.

Disclamer: Randy is only a self-proclaimed professional. There are no intentions to be legally bound and therefore you cannot bring Randy to court if you still suck after reading the tips (muahahhaha)

So about being BITCH SLAPPED. 5th April 2005 11pm. The day my whole world came crumbling down. My joy, pride, happiness and dignity..... all destroyed... by God's second created human being... a woman. Starring up at the naked sky I asked myself "Why? Why is it have to be me? What have I done to deserve this?"

Gone were the days when a woman's prime purpose in life was to make babies and pleasurize men. Women now not only dominate the corporate world but in everything else. Unfortunately for me, they are conquering the bowling world too. Today I got my ass kicked by a woman!! How could she beat me??! 3-1 flat... sob sob.. If only I didnt split the last frame.. if only that biatch did not get 5 strikes in a row......... All the mind games she played with me~~ dress in pink sweet sweet.. think u're so cute and chubby huh! bet ur laughing at me whenever I missed... biattcchhh... bubububu bababbaba.... fuuuh release stress.... wooojaaaaaaaaaa...
fuuuuh.......
I walked away from the bowling alley dejected. All hopes were lost.....

Here are some pics of my sad depressing day...


Started the day full of confidence!


Walking away hopeless...


Looking upon the skies.. wishing for a second chance..


With my sweetheart and only supporter. Trying to pull a happy face...

Kissing 7 guys and Rocking at Planet Shakers!

In contrary to yesterday's posting, today's a hell lot more interesting. I began my day on a high note. I had one mission... to step into the enchanted realms of super-passionate Christ worshippers... a protestant church. Being born and bred a Catholic, it took me some time to convince my beloved mother that i was not going to worship some cult. It was my own desire to find out what the major differences between the two denominations are. Thanx to yen ling i had my chance.

About 9.15am, a badge charade stopped outside my house. Two gleaming faces appeared through the window, yling and her operation-modified taller sister. I mumbled to myself.. it is time.. I stepped into yling's car and in a jiffy, we were there.



The church is located behind a basketball court. I used to play basketball in that court but never knew there was a church behind. The mass was great. The people were lively and the prayers were meaningful. Uncles, aunties and kids of all ages took part in the praise and worship session; singing, clapping and even dancing to the songs sang by a motivated leng chai. Some of the elders even outshone the younger ones (hehe). I found out a few differences between catholic and prots but I wont go into that.. Dont want to bore you dudes.. and dudees...

Vince's Party!

Moving on. Shortly after the church, I received a phone call from yi khai. The kaimaster asked me whether I was going to vincent's birthday party or not. Damn! How could I forget his birthday! 9 months before labour day damn it! Anyways, thou shall not know that I've forgotten (haha). After picking up tai loong, the 3 of us headed to Ikano where vince promised us free ice-cream (yippee). Little did I know of what was to come.......

We met the gang (Vince, david, jason a.k.a HH and 2 other friends) at the lecka-lecka stall.. The guys were already sitted at a table when we arrived. In the middle of their table lay two ice-cream tubs. In each tub, there were two different types of ice-cream. The whole gang was eating ice-cream out of the tubs. Well nobody except tai loong knows that I'm a SALIVA-CONSCIOUS freak!!! I did not asked to be this way!!! noOOo!! My mind was manipulated by my parents right from an early age. I was thought not to share other people's food!! It is always in my mind that sharing food with another is analogical to kissing that person!! But since it was vince's birthday, I had to eat the ice-cream.... I had to kiss 7 guys........... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Moving on to Planet Shakers baby!

No wait.. shall I? noo I shall not... yes I shall.. well don't want to waste a good pic do we?
Before that, we had a bubble-gum blowing session. Tai Loong won the wooden-spoon hands down....



Really moving on to Planet Shakers baby!!!


Me, Yi Khai, Tai Loong and Wei Han



Yling, Lampost, TL, jk jk jk



All of us except my sister muahaha=P

All of us had loads of fun there. Dancing and shouting on top of our lungs. Even wei han did it =) It was as tiring as playing futsal for 2 hours straight.. no kings stay..

Dinner!

After the concert, the gang stopped by Selera Malam in SS2 for dinner. Freaking hungry kay! Felt like I could eat a horse, but opt for 2 bowls of tom yam mee hoon instead.


Slurp Slurp!!!

Being the usual smart-ass joker, tai loong decided to defy the odds of gravity.

About the smile.......... hmm.........

The day ended with tl and I dropping over yk's place for ps2. After the conventional winning eleven, we tried a japanese horror game. Freaky shit... Anyways that was my long day.. It was really tiring but on the other hand fun. I have to get serious with my studies dy.. and I do miss Mei Leng a lot!!