Happy Birthday Becca!

In about six hours time, I'll be on my way to Frasers for a family trip. Hereby, I'm rushing to complete this post. I havent slept for the past 32 hours and I'm freaking tired now. I am gonna miss you guys while I'm gone. I hope that you guys remember me for who I am and I hope that the world will stay as it is. I had a nice day overall.

Here are my day's activities

Morning- drove to college to hand up money and caps assignment. After that ate dim sum at ss2

Afternoon- went bowling with mei leng, tai loong and eugene.

Evening- played futsal.

Night- Went Rebecca's party at Zing. Was the driver for my entourage. Hey becs sorry for being mean to you there lol. See the title have your name (haha). After that went to a stall on the 'leftest' of Williams territory to yam cha with my fellowship-Meranti-classmates. Sentimental school moments were shared between us; from kok ming's pervertic moments in early secondary to tl's slapping of a gal in primary to suffy's lock up in balai. Man I have cool friends. However, I was a good boy so had no troubles in school (haha).


Pickety- pics


My gay partner, me, ze burfday girl, tl, wh and kok ming at Zing.


See you guys on Monday! Gene, guess you have to organize footie then hehe.

Soccer Madness

19 years, I have waited. My childhood years have gone by and my teenage years are almost over. I have been through so many ups and downs since the day God decided to bestow the greatest mortal gift to my parents; me. Looking at my sad, pathetic motorola E360 with a lot scratches but at least got colour cellphone, I constantly remind myself that the day will come. Sir Alex Ferguson will call for my service. My faith in him will be repaid.

Soccer is typically the best game in the planet. The game is played by 2 teams comprising of 11 players each. Conventional belief in the objective of soccer is to put the ball inside the net. However, there is much more to soccer than just scoring a goal in the modern world of soccer. Modern games of soccer comprise tactics, formations and even psychological battles among teams and managers (Mourinho). The rules of the game are easy to learn and if you want, I am most willing to teach you for just a small fee (hehe).

I am not shy to admit that I am a soccer freak. I see soccer in everything. I love playing soccer and I love to chat about soccer. I also love watching teams battle against each other on tv and not to forget, I love playing soccer games on pc or ps. Soccer is as good as sex to me (although I havent experience the latter but you get the metaphor-la). My favourite team is Manchester United. I jump for joy when they win and I weep when they lose. Yeah and I love playing futsal.


Here are some pictures that show my passion for soccer.



My proud collection of Man Utd jerseys!
(bought on discount).


My proud collection of other jerseys!
(same)


My proud collection of er... fake jerseys!!



My futsal ball that Mei Leng bought for me =)



My 2 babies.



My ever-trusty ankle guard. Bought during the painful period when I sprained my feet as a result of a crunching tackle.. haih...



My collection of Man Utd annual videos. 1992-2004



My collection of winning eleven! (the greatest game ever!). The latest one is still with yi khai.



A rough glimpse of winning eleven.



The longest game I have ever played. Championship Manager 2.


Pictures of my futsal buddies will be posted once I get hold of them hehe. Anyway, I guess this proves what a soccer fanatic I am! Now, if only Mei Leng was here to help me fold back the cloths..... haih....... grumble grumble.

Awaken by death

Nightmares, more pathetic nightmares. Have you ever been haunted by creepy daunting dreams? Dreams that make you sick to the very core. Dreams that make you scared of falling asleep, frightened of entering another world that destiny cannot be determined. Dreams that keep coming back and back again. Well I have.

Lately I have been having the same nightmares over and over again. The nightmares come once or twice each week. I have been dreaming that my teeth keeps falling out! It doesn't seem scary at first but after experiencing it time after time, it is starting to creep the be-jesus out of me. Well according to some, dreams have meanings attached to them.

Dreaming about teeth normally is an unfavourable dream. It signifies displeasure and unwillingness to let someone dear go. Dreaming about falling teeth, however, is different. If you are a fellow teeth-falling dreamer, here is something we can share together gether (yay):

Dreaming about falling teeth:

1. It might reflect the anxiety about our appearences and how others perceive us.

2. It might reflect the fear of being embarrass or making a fool out of ourselves infront of others.
3. It might reflect the lack of power in some current situation. Situations where we have difficulties in expressing ourselves or getting our voices heard. It reflects feelings of inferiority and lack of self-confidence.

4. It might signify our uncertainty in God. Happens when we put our faith in the word of men other than the word of God.

5. It might also symbolized money.

Well 1,2 and 3 is somewhat true to me. 4 and 5 can be left out. I believe in God thoroughly and I am not money minded (hehe swear!) Anywayz, while we are on this topic, anyone has any interesting dreams to share? I have dreamt about lions and dogs chasing me before and not to forget, people trying to kill me (including my mom!!). Oh ya, forgot to mentioned, let's share dreams and not wet dreams! (er.. maybe if it is damn hot or it involves some chun chic, we can er.. talk privately-la) hehe.

Playing the Flute: Is it a sin?

Note: Read this only if you are OPEN-MINDED. This is only a joke =)

Assignment. Procrastination. Stress. With only a little left of our assignments, sweetie pie and I decided to fill our tummies with da most deleeceeous meal of all time... STEAMBOAT! Attention everybody. Ketam Steamboat, Kepong. If you are a steamboat lover, that is DA place maan! The services are fast (weekdays), the workers are friendly, the food is excellent and the tom yam is grrreat! The price is also reasonable.

Driving back from kepong in my sexy waja, i felt that my life could not be any better. I had an excellent meal, my darling gf beside me and the radio was playing one of my favourite songs. Everything felt good. My mind felt relax, my tummy felt full, my soul felt free but my body felt horny.

So I turned to my beloved gf and ask her nicely whether she would like to get down to business with me or not. She flashed me one of her cute pretty smiles and politely said no. With no hard feelings, I honestly accepted the answer. Anyway it was worth the try.

So guys what do we do when we feel horny? A legal alternative way to the 3 letter word starting with S is to spank the monkey. However, due to intense research on the web, I found out that religion proclaims cleaning the pipe as a sin. According to an article, "the act of strumming the guitar is an outward act that confirms that one's heart and mind has consented to an inward act of impurity and taking delight in the lust of another is the sin of adultery in the heart". Therefore, firing the gun is not just a sin but a mortal one in heart; unless we do not think of anything dirty while patting the giraffe. Without the shadow of a doubt.... that is impossible...

As a religious and dedicated christian, there was nothing I could do. Facing my best friend, the computer, I decided to tell him my problems. I decided to let go some of the hornyness by posting some pictures.

Let your imaginations run wild.....



randy with mei leng's eggs haha


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Bless me father for I have sinned..

I Got Bitched Slapped!

For the past 2 years I have joined the Tracadero Bowling Competition in Tropicana Golf and Country Club. The competition consists of 12 teams and runs on for 22 weeks. Every week, a team of 4 chosen bowlers will face another. Comprising of 6 members, my team is called Just X it (ceh bergaya..). Most of my team members are men above 40 years making me the youngest and er most handsome bowler?? hahah (hope i dont get comments on this..)

I have been bowling ever since i was in standard 5. My dad thought me the basics and it is my pleasure to give you newbies some tips:

1. Grab a bowling ball. Make sure the weight is suitable and the colour is nice.
2. Step on the lanes. Look at the arrows on the lane and visualize a straight line towards the head pin.
3. Keep you eyes on the arrow. Take four steps forward. At the last step, keep your body straight, straighten your not-holding-the-bowling-ball-hand and finally release the ball towards the arrow.
4. Follow through at your throw. Make sure you look at the arrow and not the pins.

Disclamer: Randy is only a self-proclaimed professional. There are no intentions to be legally bound and therefore you cannot bring Randy to court if you still suck after reading the tips (muahahhaha)

So about being BITCH SLAPPED. 5th April 2005 11pm. The day my whole world came crumbling down. My joy, pride, happiness and dignity..... all destroyed... by God's second created human being... a woman. Starring up at the naked sky I asked myself "Why? Why is it have to be me? What have I done to deserve this?"

Gone were the days when a woman's prime purpose in life was to make babies and pleasurize men. Women now not only dominate the corporate world but in everything else. Unfortunately for me, they are conquering the bowling world too. Today I got my ass kicked by a woman!! How could she beat me??! 3-1 flat... sob sob.. If only I didnt split the last frame.. if only that biatch did not get 5 strikes in a row......... All the mind games she played with me~~ dress in pink sweet sweet.. think u're so cute and chubby huh! bet ur laughing at me whenever I missed... biattcchhh... bubububu bababbaba.... fuuuh release stress.... wooojaaaaaaaaaa...
fuuuuh.......
I walked away from the bowling alley dejected. All hopes were lost.....

Here are some pics of my sad depressing day...


Started the day full of confidence!


Walking away hopeless...


Looking upon the skies.. wishing for a second chance..


With my sweetheart and only supporter. Trying to pull a happy face...

Kissing 7 guys and Rocking at Planet Shakers!

In contrary to yesterday's posting, today's a hell lot more interesting. I began my day on a high note. I had one mission... to step into the enchanted realms of super-passionate Christ worshippers... a protestant church. Being born and bred a Catholic, it took me some time to convince my beloved mother that i was not going to worship some cult. It was my own desire to find out what the major differences between the two denominations are. Thanx to yen ling i had my chance.

About 9.15am, a badge charade stopped outside my house. Two gleaming faces appeared through the window, yling and her operation-modified taller sister. I mumbled to myself.. it is time.. I stepped into yling's car and in a jiffy, we were there.



The church is located behind a basketball court. I used to play basketball in that court but never knew there was a church behind. The mass was great. The people were lively and the prayers were meaningful. Uncles, aunties and kids of all ages took part in the praise and worship session; singing, clapping and even dancing to the songs sang by a motivated leng chai. Some of the elders even outshone the younger ones (hehe). I found out a few differences between catholic and prots but I wont go into that.. Dont want to bore you dudes.. and dudees...

Vince's Party!

Moving on. Shortly after the church, I received a phone call from yi khai. The kaimaster asked me whether I was going to vincent's birthday party or not. Damn! How could I forget his birthday! 9 months before labour day damn it! Anyways, thou shall not know that I've forgotten (haha). After picking up tai loong, the 3 of us headed to Ikano where vince promised us free ice-cream (yippee). Little did I know of what was to come.......

We met the gang (Vince, david, jason a.k.a HH and 2 other friends) at the lecka-lecka stall.. The guys were already sitted at a table when we arrived. In the middle of their table lay two ice-cream tubs. In each tub, there were two different types of ice-cream. The whole gang was eating ice-cream out of the tubs. Well nobody except tai loong knows that I'm a SALIVA-CONSCIOUS freak!!! I did not asked to be this way!!! noOOo!! My mind was manipulated by my parents right from an early age. I was thought not to share other people's food!! It is always in my mind that sharing food with another is analogical to kissing that person!! But since it was vince's birthday, I had to eat the ice-cream.... I had to kiss 7 guys........... ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Moving on to Planet Shakers baby!

No wait.. shall I? noo I shall not... yes I shall.. well don't want to waste a good pic do we?
Before that, we had a bubble-gum blowing session. Tai Loong won the wooden-spoon hands down....



Really moving on to Planet Shakers baby!!!


Me, Yi Khai, Tai Loong and Wei Han



Yling, Lampost, TL, jk jk jk



All of us except my sister muahaha=P

All of us had loads of fun there. Dancing and shouting on top of our lungs. Even wei han did it =) It was as tiring as playing futsal for 2 hours straight.. no kings stay..

Dinner!

After the concert, the gang stopped by Selera Malam in SS2 for dinner. Freaking hungry kay! Felt like I could eat a horse, but opt for 2 bowls of tom yam mee hoon instead.


Slurp Slurp!!!

Being the usual smart-ass joker, tai loong decided to defy the odds of gravity.

About the smile.......... hmm.........

The day ended with tl and I dropping over yk's place for ps2. After the conventional winning eleven, we tried a japanese horror game. Freaky shit... Anyways that was my long day.. It was really tiring but on the other hand fun. I have to get serious with my studies dy.. and I do miss Mei Leng a lot!!

L-O-V-E

It is 5 am in the morning and I still can't seem to sleep. The eagerness and enthusiasm to blog has taken control of my body. Maybe it is because this is only my second time posting an entry. I feel like a little kid who just had a new toy. I wanna play with my toy. I wanna blog blog blog (haha damn i sound freaking childish...).

An interesting issue in my life lately is regarding girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. Some of my close buddies have problems in their relationships and some even have troubles getting into one (wink). For me, there's more to a gf-bf relationship than just loving, understanding and caring for each other. There are 5 important things that I have learned in having a good relationship with our lovers.

1. We should always think of the consequences of our actions. We ought to avoid doing things or saying stuffs to our lovers that could hurt their feelings.

2. We must learn to make sacrifices for our lovers. Although it is extremely difficult to do so, we should sometimes sacrifice the things we love just to make them happy. In truth, sacrificing is one thing i dread the most.

3. We must make the effort to spend time with our lovers. I know that lately with my growing enthusiasm in keeping in touch with my new/old friends, sports and Christian events, I had to cut short my time with my gf and that totally sucks... But I'm still trying to juggle my time for her =)

4. We must be able to communicate well wih our lovers. Instead of thinking of how to take revenge or showing our disappointment or being piss with our lovers when they make us angry, we should tell them nicely how we feel. This could avoid unnecessary and frustrating fights with them.

5. We should learn to forgive each other (Unless they cheat or abuse us-lah).

And while I am on this topic, I would like to advice a specific friend of mine. It is not easy to find true love. But if you don't try and open your heart, you will never find it or even worse than that.... miss it... Rejection is part of life and we don't cry over spilled milk. Instead, we clean up the milk and pour ourselves another glass (wink).

VIRGINITY

Forget the title. It was done just to catch the attention of you perverts (haha). Man what a day to start blogging. April 1st; the day where fools were made just to be laughed at. It's 3am in the morning and I already did my first prank. With the help of yen ling (a.k.a my boss), we decided to play a little prank on my good old buddy Tai Loong, whom i knew for a remarkable 11 years. Although blogging is the ideal way to share our happiness with people, I could not afford to put our long-lasting friendship on the line. Therefore, I dare not state what yen ling and I did to the poor creature (haha).

I had many ups and downs in the past few months. Many things have transpired since and I have learned a lot from them. I know for sure that those things have brought me closer to God. Not saying that I've become a more holy person (which many of ya'll won't agree), but I learned to value life more and to treat every passing day as my last. Wow hear me talk man. Never knew those words would come out from me. Damn the supernatural power of blogging!

Anywayz, stay in tune. There'll be lots more to come from me; for I'm blessed with a great family and really really crappy friends to make my life more interesting! Peace out!