Assignment. Procrastination. Stress. With only a little left of our assignments, sweetie pie and I decided to fill our tummies with da most deleeceeous meal of all time... STEAMBOAT! Attention everybody. Ketam Steamboat, Kepong. If you are a steamboat lover, that is DA place maan! The services are fast (weekdays), the workers are friendly, the food is excellent and the tom yam is grrreat! The price is also reasonable.
Driving back from kepong in my sexy waja, i felt that my life could not be any better. I had an excellent meal, my darling gf beside me and the radio was playing one of my favourite songs. Everything felt good. My mind felt relax, my tummy felt full, my soul felt free but my body felt horny.
So I turned to my beloved gf and ask her nicely whether she would like to get down to business with me or not. She flashed me one of her cute pretty smiles and politely said no. With no hard feelings, I honestly accepted the answer. Anyway it was worth the try.
So guys what do we do when we feel horny? A legal alternative way to the 3 letter word starting with S is to spank the monkey. However, due to intense research on the web, I found out that religion proclaims cleaning the pipe as a sin. According to an article, "the act of strumming the guitar is an outward act that confirms that one's heart and mind has consented to an inward act of impurity and taking delight in the lust of another is the sin of adultery in the heart". Therefore, firing the gun is not just a sin but a mortal one in heart; unless we do not think of anything dirty while patting the giraffe. Without the shadow of a doubt.... that is impossible...
As a religious and dedicated christian, there was nothing I could do. Facing my best friend, the computer, I decided to tell him my problems. I decided to let go some of the hornyness by posting some pictures.
Let your imaginations run wild.....
randy with mei leng's eggs haha
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Bless me father for I have sinned..
6 comments:
.............................. how could u misuse the pictures...?!?!? Im gonna sue u...
melampau!!! evil fella!! arghhh! ur not EVER gonna get anything from me!!! hrmph =p
LoL nooooooo~~ all my hopes and dreams!! dont take it away from me!!! hhahah! just joking eni. belanja u makan besar besar kayz sweetie pie? honey boo? darling girl? mamamia?
hahaha.... you never ever learn do you randall... poor mei leng... dump him only la... i'll treat you better hehehe.... randall you're sick lol... dirty minded fella...
i'll never look at straw mushrooms the same way again... ARGHHHHHH
woah maria, a lot of metaphors in ur post today eh
cleaning the pipe
firing the gun
patting the giraffe
haha .. I like the way u phrase your sentences. lol
anw, ml .. nice chewing balls eh?
LoL. gene you'll neva take her away from me. You're not sexy enuff lol. jk jk. and yeah i'll never look at them the same way either haha.
sue: haha yep yep. Wanted to do the girl's version too but cant find the words for them =(
oh young child, what have you done.. there is no way for you to purge your sins. there for i must take away your ligaments.
ghaha. u stewpid wanker. guess thats what happens when ur not getting any sex at all. GHAHAHA!
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