Monday, July 25, 2005

Yo LIL bro!!

Wow, it's been a while since i last blogged. The finger is pointing to college for the cause of my online absenteeism lately. Since i've found out i failed 2 subjects last semester, i vowed never to skip classes again. Or cut down.. to be more precise =). I've skipped 40 over classes last sem and thats worth thousand of dollars! But i'm happy to pass my money and capital markets as my lecturer didnt even see me once! (hehe).

So whats up with me lately? Yesterday, ml, nana, jia yuan, wei han, tong and i visited Sultan Abdul Samad School (SASS) for its carnival. The visit turned out to be more of a discovery than a mere school carnival. With many people flocking around every corner of the school, it was more like a pasar malam out there. I really didnt eat much as i only had 10 bucks worth of coupons with me. No wait, 9 bucks.. Yea i dropped one.. No further questions please.. (hehe). The carnival was so-so only. The main attractions were the food and the games. There was a variety of appealing food sold but sadly I didnt have enough coupons, yet alone cash to buy em'. Sigh, besides that i didnt realize one dollar could make such a difference. I've to settle for a drink instead of a slice of pizza.. sheesh..

The games down there were pretty childish and mediocre, for me that is. Maybe it's due to the fact that im turning old and i dont find catching fishes with tissue paper and throwing pies at people's faces interesting anymore. For now, manly games such as futsal, bowling and golf will do. Yep yep golf =). Daddy's been teaching me lately and i discovered i have potential! I hit a 100 metre shot with a 7 iron on my first day at the driving range! Woopee! Although after 120+ tries but Woopee! (hehe).

Back to the carnival,

Aha! Here's something interesting.. the SASS guy's toilet. As i stepped into the cubicle, positioned myself and directed my lil bro to fire accurately, i was able to see not only my dear buddies, but many other people, classrooms, as well as the entire field too. The reason for that is simple. There's a large pane without windows that stands from neckwise to rooftop on the walls of each cubicle for us to enjoy the scenery of the outside world while we take a piss. Hence, from the outside, one could not only identify the person who is relieving his bladder but could see his facial expressions too (ahhh..). Our poor shy-shy friend wei han had to bend and hide his face while performing to safe himself from being hysterically laughed at. Hope he didnt go off course (lol =P). However dont worry to take a piss there guys, as i did a thorough check. Bending down to the height of my lil bro, all i could see through the pane was the sky. Unless someone would to be so pervertic as to take advantage of the laws of physics and fly a helicopter to peepy tommy us from above, our lil bros are saved from publicity =).

Besides ALL that, my dad has been super-kind to me lately. He got me a new bowling ball and a new pair of futsal shoes during the week. Coincidental or not, he bought me the ball after i had dinner with my family on wednesday and the shoes after i had lunch with them today. I wonder what his motives are. Perhaps he wants me to spend more time with the family. I havent been joining them for meals in such a long time, including the ones at home! The lunch and dinner i had with them was the first two i had outside with them in say.. a year or two? Less any celebrations that is.. Ever since i've got the car, i've been eating out with either ml or other friends. Sigh.. i cant help it.. I'm a teenager (lol =P). However, i cant wait to eat breakfast with them. Maybe i'll get a handphone this time (hehe) =PPPPP.

20 comments:

mei leng said...

did u looked like u were daydreaming when u were peeing? :p did some gurls stare at u..? or did "those" ppl looked at u? :p hahaha

Anonymous said...

haha yeah dude spend more time with ur family laaaa

Anonymous said...

ml: oik! how do you know?! frankly i do occasionally dream before taking a piss. There's so much to think about once ur standing, waiting to shoot. Maybe that's y my sessions are usually longer than the average guys =)
Nopez, i dont think anyone saw me. But i saw the whole world tho =P.

Anonymous said...

ylg: oiks! yeh i guess i should. But my parents are really noisy. Nag, nag and nag... urgh. Hey! Any motive up your sleeves? You want my dad to get u something do you.. (lol).

Anonymous said...

Hmm i wonder what wei han's head was doing down there with him bent over while taking a piss at the same time as randall? hmm one can only ponder.. actually on second thought one does not want to know lol...
muahahhahaa

Anonymous said...

lol. i know its you all along man. Hmm im typing this at 4 am now and seeing your last entry which is at 3 something, i reckon you're still online now. But neh, im lazy to come on msn (lol). Gonna sleep soon i guess cuz there's no bloody football on tv.. ARGH!! (lol).

Btw, hanny boy and i did NOT take a piss at the SAME time (lol). I only told them that they could see our faces after i performed =P. Anyways, aint nobody's gonna catch me peeing maan. i'm a shy cubicle kinda guy (lol).

NO FOOTIE FOR ME ON WEDNESDAY! hehe. That subjects kinda tough and as i said I already FAILED 2 subs! So yeh, i cant skip =P(hehe).

And that's the bottomline.. cuz randy says so ;P (randy stands on the edge of the sofa and burst open two cans of 100 plus, with the rattlesnake music playing at the background)...

mei leng said...

i was just taking a wild guess ;p hahah but but shudnt u concentrate while pissing? instead of thinking bout other stuff which will mkae ur toilet session longer. summore toilets r smelly & full of bacteria :p that statement shud get u out from there in no time!

el luco said...

Eeyuck.. scary... don wanna know wat wonders wei han's going to do there... lol. Thank God our school toilet not liddat rit randall? hahah it's only used as a ponteng base... lol

el luco said...

LOL, randall to support gene in another way...how bout footy on tuesday? today la... hahah

Anonymous said...

ml: but but but.. u dont understand! (lol). It's just when you get to that moment, it's really unexplainable but you'll feel the comfort, silence and peace you would never feel elsewhere. Sometimes being in solitary aint bad. It's the time to get in touch with your inner self and think about your purpose in life.

Anonymous said...

luco: lol yeh haha. But our school toilet's smell is worst than anything (lol). Yeh, its your favourite ponteng base rite (lol). Sigh.. there's no such fun in college now huh?

Anonymous said...

Footie today?! no problemo! come come! but i aint got the time to organize sad.. huh? lol. anyways gene has college today.

but if he's free and he so happens to read this and has nothing better to do and his feet feel damn itch and every part of his body feels like playing futsal, he'll tell me for sure ;P

Anonymous said...

wow.. it only took 10 mins for you to read my last entry (lol). But it was good after all.

Hmm.. lately we've been playing 4 on 4. Is it better than 5 on 5? Megah footie's courts are kinda small and its easier for us to run if there's only 8 ppl. What are you guys' thoughts?

Anonymous said...

your absolutely right. 4 on 4 has its ups and downs by the way. It definitely is more spacious and we are able to run more with the ball as well as time on the ball. It also save our phone bills too, rite? (hehe).

Nevertheless, it's more expensive per head plus we've no choice but to retrench some of our clients. By the way, how's our FC going? How many members do we have edi? Dont mind spending a lil time opening your great big excel workbook, rite? (lol).

Anonymous said...

Jason! Cher Hao! Ngee Chong! Suffie! manalu semua pergi wei! Footie aint the same without u guys =P.

mei leng said...

eh u ppl talk more bout futsal then about this post over here :p hhaha

el luco said...

LOL! Haha.. futsal is life man... hahaah.... 5v5, 4v4 can can. but agreeablely ler, 5v5 bit congested la. Coz footie too small, you saying like sports planet or other place than nice. Sports planet all can play 6v6 oso. no prob wan their courts, but still, footie is just nearby... lol

Anonymous said...

ml: oh ritey.. i just realize. there's more footie than the lil bros (hehe). buy i cant help it. futsal is in me and it's growing constantly day by day. the more i play the more i want to play. it's like drugs, in a way (hehE). in short, futsal is life =).

But no worries dear, i'll put you firs.. erm.. on equal terms with it =P (hehe).

Anonymous said...

luco: yep yep. i think 6 on 6 is really crowded. unless we haf gals to curi ayam, then yea its no prob.

Hmm.. just a thought.. do you guys still remember the first few times we played in megah footie? it used to be freaking cold rite?

el luco said...

ML: Sad sad... bf put u in equal terms wif futsal... can't blame him too much though... lol. but than futsal is not life k... its a craze... lol.

Randy: Freaking cold was the word... now it's freaking hot! Wish they would do something bout the air cons man...