I Got Bitched Slapped!

For the past 2 years I have joined the Tracadero Bowling Competition in Tropicana Golf and Country Club. The competition consists of 12 teams and runs on for 22 weeks. Every week, a team of 4 chosen bowlers will face another. Comprising of 6 members, my team is called Just X it (ceh bergaya..). Most of my team members are men above 40 years making me the youngest and er most handsome bowler?? hahah (hope i dont get comments on this..)

I have been bowling ever since i was in standard 5. My dad thought me the basics and it is my pleasure to give you newbies some tips:

1. Grab a bowling ball. Make sure the weight is suitable and the colour is nice.
2. Step on the lanes. Look at the arrows on the lane and visualize a straight line towards the head pin.
3. Keep you eyes on the arrow. Take four steps forward. At the last step, keep your body straight, straighten your not-holding-the-bowling-ball-hand and finally release the ball towards the arrow.
4. Follow through at your throw. Make sure you look at the arrow and not the pins.

Disclamer: Randy is only a self-proclaimed professional. There are no intentions to be legally bound and therefore you cannot bring Randy to court if you still suck after reading the tips (muahahhaha)

So about being BITCH SLAPPED. 5th April 2005 11pm. The day my whole world came crumbling down. My joy, pride, happiness and dignity..... all destroyed... by God's second created human being... a woman. Starring up at the naked sky I asked myself "Why? Why is it have to be me? What have I done to deserve this?"

Gone were the days when a woman's prime purpose in life was to make babies and pleasurize men. Women now not only dominate the corporate world but in everything else. Unfortunately for me, they are conquering the bowling world too. Today I got my ass kicked by a woman!! How could she beat me??! 3-1 flat... sob sob.. If only I didnt split the last frame.. if only that biatch did not get 5 strikes in a row......... All the mind games she played with me~~ dress in pink sweet sweet.. think u're so cute and chubby huh! bet ur laughing at me whenever I missed... biattcchhh... bubububu bababbaba.... fuuuh release stress.... wooojaaaaaaaaaa...
fuuuuh.......
I walked away from the bowling alley dejected. All hopes were lost.....

Here are some pics of my sad depressing day...


Started the day full of confidence!


Walking away hopeless...


Looking upon the skies.. wishing for a second chance..


With my sweetheart and only supporter. Trying to pull a happy face...